Posts

A crowd of ponies and the CMC was at one of the biggest election rallies ever and at this time it was between Pipsqueak and Diamond Tiara school election duel in Ponyville. Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Pipsqueak, the CMC, Spoiled Rich, Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis all got an shiny, clear, yellow, thick balloon at the election as there was balloon decorations under the election rally at the crowded school.

Rarity had her Birthday party in her new half finished shop in Manehattan. Rarity, Fluttershy and three raccooons was grabbing a loudly creaking, pink, shiny, printed, very very thick and round balloon they got at the party in an old, mold smelly and dirty room in the shop for 1 hour where none of the old owners had been for 10 years. A raccoon was then rubbing the creaking loudly creaking, pink, shiny, printed, very very thick and round balloon against the two ponys hair, butt and flanks for 3 hours non stop in an old, mold smelly and dirty room in the shop.

Original: https://ponepaste.org/9902

Microsoft Windows [version 10.0.19045.4170]
(c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\Users\Twilight Sparkle> cd F:\

F:> dir
Volume in unit F is The Truth Beckons
Volume Serial Number is GYUI-7U8I

Directory of F:\

24/03/2024 15:10 <DIR> Intel
27/03/2022 15:09 <DIR> Perflogs
24/03/2024 15:15 <DIR> Program Files
24/03/2024 12:01 <DIR> Program Files (x86)
24/03/2024 15:15 <DIR> the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas
24/03/2022 15:11 <DIR> temp
24/03/2022 15:09 <DIR> Users
24/03/2024 15:16 <DIR> Windows
21/03/2024 12:21 <DIR> XboxGames

F:> cd “the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas”

F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> dir
Volume in unit F is The Truth Beckons
Volume Serial Number is GYUI-7U8I

Directory of F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas

27/07/2023 16:01 1.021 New Text Document.txt
07/11/2023 18:25 622 New Text Document (1).txt
11/11/2023 06:41 803 New Text Document (2).txt
21/12/2023 12:55 756 New Text Document (3).txt
24/03/2024 15:15 1.256 New Text Document (4).txt
24/03/2024 15:15 <DIR> evidence

F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> type “New Text Document.txt”
Journal Log 1 - Red Light
27 July 2023

They think we’re stupid, that Celestia and Luna did nothing wrong, that we have no idea what we’re talking about. But we know the thousand-year truth. We know it. Damn the Royal Guards. Damn the totalitarian measures the Sisters put in place to silence us! We will let all of Equestria know the truth, even if it’s the last thing we do! The secrets have to be revealed, and we are the ones who will drag them from the shadows and cast them into the spotlight for all the world to see! They deny everything. They don’t want to believe the deposed King and the Crystal Emperor, and all the bad things Celestia did, even existed/happened! Her redacting of History was thorough. But we know where the secret records are, where the so-called Diary is, in a place guarded by armed RGs patrolling every corner and surveillance officers calculating our every move. They’re careful, but not careful enough. I’ve found a loophole, a way in, and me and my friends intend to exploit it very soon.
F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> type “New Text Document (1).txt”
Journal Log 2 - Red Light
7 November 2023

We are ready. Conditions are perfect, the tools are ready. All we need to do is go. It’ll take multiple break-ins due to the available time, but it’s most certainly doable, given what we have, we know where most everything is. The first break-in is tonight. The Royal Guards will have a shift rotation, during which most of the site will be empty. That’s when we will strike. For far too long, they have hidden the truth from us. We once bought into their propaganda, believed everything they told us to believe. But now we know the truth. And soon, so will Equestria’s proletariat.
F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> type “New Text Document (2).txt”
Journal Log 3 - Red Light
11 November 2023

We did it! We’ve done it! The proof, after four break-ins, all of the evidence is in our possession! All these documents… the evidence we need to prove Celestia is a tyrant, that everything they told us, all of Equestrian history, is a lie! By the new year, all of Equestria will know the truth! Now let’s try to see the Princesses attempting to weasel their way out of this one while making petty excuses to their citizens. The only reason they’ve had control over the narrative for this long is because of the lack of proof on our part. Now that’s all over. Now we have proof. The moment the coast is clear, we’re showing this off to the world. But for now, we need to lay low. There’s no telling how long it’ll take for the Guards to discover how we did it.
F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> type “New Text Document (3).txt”
Journal Log 4 - Red Light
21 December 2023

We’ve been discovered! The RGs are closing in! How on Earth did they find out? What thing did we miss? I thought we’d covered our tracks, but there must be something we have overlooked. The access logs were rewritten, the surveillance tapes were replaced… that only leaves Silver Sable! That Royal Guard bastard! She approached us saying she wanted to expose Celestia’s lies and crack her dictatorship wide open, and all the while, that royal glowie was playing us like fools! She just wanted to get us caught, to bring us out into the open so the Sisters could eliminate us! Well, that little trick is not going to work! The Royal Guards will never find us, and they’ll never get their hooves on these documents!
F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas> type “New Text Document (4).txt”
Journal Log 5 - Red Light
24 March 2024

I don’t know if i can make it. Skylight and Puddle Jumper have been sent to the moon. Cloud Catcher and Blazing Saddle have been turned into statues that adorn some random place. Green Light, my brother, has been shipped off to the mysterious Rainbow Factory, he’s probably waiting to be killed and have his colors extracted. I am the last remaining member of Innuit Veritas. I’m not sure how much longer i’ll be safe here, so i’m running off to the Griffish Isles to reveal everything. Before i leave, i’m placing this hard drive, copies of the documents, and some other stuff inside a specially-constructed magic safe with a biometric lock trigger. It’ll take a big genius hacker to hack the safe and decrypt this hard drive, and the safe can withstand anything they throw at it, magic or otherwise. Tomorrow, before i leave with the evidence, i’ll take this safe and all that’s in it to the desert and bury it where they’ll never find it. If i don’t make it, then hopefully, one day, somepony else will discover the evidence and realize that they hold the key to unlocking the truth about Equestria and its history. All they would need to do is succeed where we have failed. May i make it out safely, and good luck to us all.
F:\the-truth-beckons!innuit-veritas>

@Applepie2010
Cool!

I´m standing

@Sparx
Saw your update!
👍

The Ponyville spa had their Birthday party so there was round, shiny, yellow and clear balloons as decorations lying around. Scared Spike was afraid of balloons and he was nervous as the two spa ponies gave the amphibian an 2 hour balloon scale massage with an round, shiny, yellow and clear balloon. Rarity also got an 2 hour balloon horn massage with an round, shiny, yellow and clear balloon in the meanwhile.

Lyrica Lilac, Shining Armor and Princess Cadence was grabbing a round, yellow, clear and shiny squeaking balloon they got at the balloon drop at the party in the decorated Canterlot Gardens. After the ponies had been grabbing the creaking balloon for over two hours was Lyircs Lilac then sucking Shining Armors horn and then Princess Cadences horn in nearly two hours as Lyrica Lilac held the round, yellow, clear and shiny squeaking balloon under a hoof.

Hey, I confess I like pee desperation stories and fanarts, but I wish I (and maybe some of you want) could have more G5 ponies needing to pee like we had some here on Derpibooru.

I know some of you can call me weird and creepy, but I know this is my fetish and I know some people like it too

If anyone knows history please help here, I need help for my story

Rainbow Dash was together with a crowd of ponies in Twilights treehouse under the opening of an annual one day film festival with Spike as film operator, and the biggest Blockbusters from each city and country last year. The crowd of ponies they watched one of the adult festival movies was Cutie Mark Crusader Appreciation Day that took place by an crowded banners and balloon decorated Ponyville Town Hall with Gabby, Terramar, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Mayor Mare and many more. As Gabby brushed a creaking golden, thick, round, shiny, clear balloon she got at the party against Big Mac’s butt, flank static hair and cheeks for 6 hours non stop was the horse feeling the static balloon rub against his hair, flank, butt and cheeks. The horse and the bird was then grabbing the for golden, thick, round, shiny, clear balloon 3 hours.

Orias Augustus Sparkle is the perfect name for my season 10 villain.

In religious texts, Orias is a high-ranking demon responsible for teaching astrology and the study of stars. I can’t think of a better name.

In his final god form (Elder Alicorn,) He is known as Orias Morningstar. In my story, Celestia and Luna are treated as Elder Alicorns because of their long age.

Cadence, Flurry, and Twilight are all alicorns, yes, but not elder alicorns. Orias boosted himself to the status of elder faster in his transformation because, after the final war, he absorbs all the other twelve essences from each of his fallen vessels—Some of those vessels being alicorns.

However, this transformation wasn’t perfect for Orias. It was a forced amalgamation, with Orias simultaneously compelling all twelve essences into his body. Once a living creature, each essence retained its biases and was aware of Orias’s manipulation. This, along with Celestia’s final assault, sets the stage for Orias’s eventual downfall.

And the biggest kick to his ego was that he felt like he cheated death and won.

In contrast to Twilight, Orias is a character filled with sadness and pity, a stark reflection of Twilight’s opposite. He embodies the actual antithesis of Twilight in every way, serving as a chilling reminder of the perils of a life devoid of love.

Twilight, growing up, was always raised with love; she had parents who could guide her in the right direction, but Orias did not—his parents left him at Archmage Starswirl’s doorstep and seemingly abandoned him.

Although not evil, this Starswirl did not understand how to be a parent; he was a mage for their kingdom. He was sadly unable to prevent Orias from seeking power.

And then, because Orias sought the darkness fostered by Grogar, he became too powerful for the royal family to put him down for good—they had no choice but to attempt a sealing on him, even if it got botched and he went to Equestria rather than his intended destination.

…Oopsie poopsies.

I haven’t updated in a year

Still plugging away. Close to finishing up a new chapter.

One day I hope to write something worthwhile to put on here. Luckily Im young and life is long so I got time while get other things done.

I’m still here at least 😅

Anyone here?

This is just a rough draft at best.

For a sample script, how would this look for a defeat on a vessel:

Mean Twilight’s Demise:

The ground around Twilight, Hero, and Friends trembled violently as this epic battle raged on; the struggle for supremacy cast a veil of uncertainty over the outcome. Mean Twilight charged her beam, met with a defiant response from Twilight. “Your end is near, insignificant creatures,” Mean Twilight taunted, deftly evading Twilight’s counterattack, leaving both mares locked in a tense standoff.

Twilight’s beam rebounded from one of the chiseled walls of the stone arena, hitting Mean Twilight squarely on her chest. Her body was thrown to the ground roughly, and she felt a hole through her chest. A pillar of dark, ethereal aura rose from her body, and she felt death approaching. “Is this… the end? Am I… dying?”

“Mean. I know you were only doing what Orias wanted. But you know he was only using you, right?” Parts of Mean’s body began to dry up and crumble like sand as her body began to collapse; she groaned from the pain as she tried to stand up to fight but just fell back pathetically and accepted her end.

“I knew I was just a pawn the moment I was slated for this war—I was aware of how expendable I was to him.” Mean sighed, melancholy laced in her tone; she tried to cover up the hole in her chest using her forehooves, but then those felt numb as they, too, crumbled. “The better me has won—all I was was a fabrication—everything about me from whence Chrysalis created me was false.”

“Mean… I’m sorry about what happened to you. I’m sorry that you couldn’t be your own person.” Twilight tries to console her fallen foe as she leans down to listen to Mean’s final words.

“I tried to run from that ignoble truth—that I’m a fraud. I held such contempt for those who would call me fake. I was brought into this world to be your foil. Funny, that was true in multiple ways.”

“But why did you choose to fight us if you knew that Orias had betrayed you?” Twilight saw more than half of Mean’s body crumbling away as she breathed lightly.

“I wanted to prove to myself that I could be worth something, that I could be the real Twilight, even if that were a farce.” Mean then closes her eyes after wishing the genuine Twilight goodwill.

“I never believed you were as bad as Orias; I knew you had some good in you somewhere. Goodness is a genuine thing, Mean.”

“The real one wins—as it should be. There is only room for one Twilight Sparkle—” She paused as she continued, “—You have to stop him; you have to stop Orias from ascending to godhood. If he succeeds, everything will change in Equestria.”

After that last utterance of words, there was silence as her body faded entirely into dust as that dust flew in the breeze. “Goodbye. Mean Twilight.”

Rainbow Dash was together with a crowd of ponies in Twilights treehouse under the opening of an annual one day film festival one morning in March with Spike as film operator, and the biggest Blockbusters from each city and country last year. The crowd of ponies they watched Rainbow Dash´s two hour long black and white indie silent movie Clousdale Weather Team from Fillydelphia and Cloudsdale that was in competiton with other movies from all over Equestria. One of the adult festival movies was under the CMC day camp advertising in Ponyville as Applejack was in Bic Mac’s
room that very early morning the day after the sleepy drunk horse got a flu for a week. As Applejack brushed a creaking a golden, creaking, large, round, shiny, clear, creaking, printed CMC balloon she got earlier at the CMC day camp advertising against Big Mac’s butt, flank static and messy hair and cheeks for 6 hours non stop was the sleepy horse feeling the static balloon rub against his hair and cheeks. Applejack and the horse that laid in bed was with their hooves then grabbing the large, round, golden, very shiny, very clear printed balloon for 3 hours.

Today is a special day here in America as the total solar eclipse sweeps across a portion of the nation. I made my way to the path of totality to see it’s beauty and when I thought of the date it reminded me again of the Event. The War of the Sisters. With it’s end being midnight on April 8th, that became a sort of Armistice Day for both factions in the fun little April Fools Day competition. And as the Event ended in stories and roleplay with an eclipse, how fitting that a year later an actual eclipse happens.

And so I write this as a small tribute to one of the best weeks in Derpibooru history. Nothing to deep or complex. Please enjoy!

This place was once a battlefield.

I can still see it sometimes. The smoke rising through the air, ponies and creatures of all shapes and sizes clashing blades and launching every manor of spell they could think of at their fellows. Historic buildings reduced to rubble, trees and grass burned into ashen mud. The smell of blood in the air. Tartarus come to life, all while the eldritch eye of the moon blocks out the last warmth of the sun overhead.

With the end of the war on what came to be known as Armistice Day, it became a memorial to those who fought to their last breaths for their vision of a better Equestria. Overtime the mud turned to grass, the ruins left standing covered in mosses and ivy. In the center was a statue. Ponies, Thestrals, Changelings, all with hooves raised holding the Flag of Equestria. At it’s base was a pedestal adorned with the emblems of the New Lunar Republic and the Solar Empire made from the purest of gems. Between them a plaque read in gold letters:

I left a bundle of flowers at it’s base, a bouquet of roses, colored midnight blue and white. Among them a single red rose. A sign of respect for those I called enemies, allies and friends. It felt right to come in my full Night Guard armor, to have my Lunar Guardian badge pinned to it, and the tatered flag of unity drapped across my back. No be without it when paying my respects this day felt wrong, like a dishonor to those who lived those tragic days.

I turned my head to the sky as night seemed to fall around me. The last vestiges of Bailey’s Beads glimmered off the edge of the moon as totality once again engulfed the landscape.

I had no fear this time. There were no screams, no sounds of war, no flash of Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker’s skyshattering fight above me. Just the sounds of cheering, of lovers kissing, of little foals laughing and oooing at the spectacle. This wasn’t the eclipse of war, but an eclipse of unity.

In the moments of totality I thought of the creatures I now think of as family. Members of the Night Terrors, one of Twilight’s bodyguards, Celestia’s personal advisor, the squadron of plane-pony-cat hybrids that soared through the skies. I think of those who I met in passing. The Red General, the sneaky Rat who defected, the valiant Grey knight who came to sing the song of Unity despite being on the opposite side in that conflict. I think of those who stayed behind to keep the logistical sides of the world running while we fought on the front. I think of those who came and went, those who threw down their weapons, and those who fell in those dark days. All of us heroes in our own rights.

The moment is fleeting, the song of Unity still ringing in my head as the Diamond Ring overtakes the skies and sunlight floods the world again. Where on that horrid day the sun stayed Eclipsed for nearly the full day, this one barely lasted 3 minutes.

I gave a breif bow to the statue as the ponies around cheered. I knew they were cheering for the sun’s return, but in that moment they sounded like the cheers as the battles came to their end and life could be rebuilt. Maybe one day mine will be fully rebuilt as well.

For now though, I have a mansion of hungry mouths waiting on me. Sleep well, little book.

~The Diary of Countess Sweet Bun
1 Year After the War

Addendum Note: We are not sure how this new page and entry was added to the diary. It and the flag have been sealed behind glass since they were donated. No one at the Eclipse Viewing at Memorial Park remeber seeing a pony in guard attire there. Countess Sweet Bun has not commented on this addition. Curious.

~Written Record
Curator, Department of History
Canterlot Royal Archives.
Curator’s Log 3487

https://derpibooru.org/images/3281439

Logic: Princess what are you doing?
Cadance: I heard a little rumor about your meeting with my aunts.
Logic: You shouldn’t believe everything that is said.
Cadance: It’s true, that’s why I plan to find out for myself.

Rainbow Dash was together with a crowd of ponies in Twilights treehouse under the opening of an annual one week film festival with Spike as film operator, and the biggest Blockbusters from each city and country. The crowd of ponies they watched Rainbow Dash´s two hour long black and white indie silent movie Clousdale Weather Team from Fillydelphia and Cloudsdale that was in competiton with other movies from all over Equestria. The movie to end the festival one week later was called A Pony Called Soike about the Birthday of Spike in Twilights cake, balloon and banner decorated treehouse as the amphibian got a gem. Then was Spike brushing an star shaped, shiny, clear and big yellow balloon against Twilight´s horn and static hair for two hours.

So the plot is RD is stuck in a time loop reliving the same day over and over again and accidently brings Twi in the loop who is her gf btw. I can’t find it anywhere and I’d greatly appreciate the help, thank you!