[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

@Background Pony #F55B
Well that the thing. We didn’t lie. Also if you wanted sex, try asking her.

@Background Pony #F55B
The copypasta talks about humans, not other Pokemon. It also says male humans and female Pokemon. You might want to reconsider your strategy.

@Just Wayne
Ah so when a female Vaporeon wants to shag, it’s attractive. But when a guy Vaporeon, it’s weird and freaky. Double standards I say.

And I guess in pokeworld, in a land without the interwebs, Vaporeons just are average in sex appeal maybe negative for fire and ground types.

But wait I did hear a human who turned into a Ninetales and saved the world. She might be the one pokemon charmed by suaveness. Look out, dad! Imma show you I can be compatible!

@Meanlucario
Or king.

@Background Pony #F55B
Well, the interweb is filled with horny dudes. Of course they aim at female ones more.

happy mother’s day 🌷

Dendra

Bea

Apparently nobody’s drawn those two together.

That comic made me chuckle

@Just Wayne
Pretty sure 85% of Gards drawn are female.

@Meanlucario
Indeed, as the interweb is filled with horny dudes.

@Just Wayne
Horny straight/bi guys.

@Meanlucario
Mostly straight apparently.

@Just Wayne
That’s because gay guys and women have a much easier time getting laid.

Melony & Wicke

@yelling_into_the_void
Nice

This. I enjoy both ladies

@yelling_into_the_void
I feel like them dressing as their ace would have been more fitting.

These are very amazing.

@Meanlucario
It supposed to be rabbit theme, but I get your point. At least Gloria her ace.

@phoenixacezero
I figured that. I did come across something that looked like the gals as their ace, but is was a fusion/mind control hentai which was very disappointing.

@Meanlucario
Ah.

@phoenixacezero
Yeah. Now I want to see these gals as their pokemon without the creepy fusion/mind control nonsense.

Juliana & Nemona

Meet Daisy the gardivoir. The series is called “A story about a particular Gardevoir” by Luxurias, and I found it on e621 for anyone curious.

Side tangent, it annoys me in these stories where pokemon are designed to fuck humans without issue but they can’t speak the universal language of English. It’s like if fantasy species couldn’t speak period instead of just having their own language. It annoys me to no end.

@Meanlucario
Eh, I like it better when they don’t speak English or don’t speak at all. It’s gives off that “love transcends language” that kind of sappy stuff. Show, don’t tell and stuff like that.