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Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54804
Just Wayne 
Again
@Meanlucario
Or king.
Or king.
@Background Pony #F55B
Well, the interweb is filled with horny dudes. Of course they aim at female ones more.
Well, the interweb is filled with horny dudes. Of course they aim at female ones more.
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54803
Background Pony #F55B
@Just Wayne
Ah so when a female Vaporeon wants to shag, it’s attractive. But when a guy Vaporeon, it’s weird and freaky. Double standards I say.
Ah so when a female Vaporeon wants to shag, it’s attractive. But when a guy Vaporeon, it’s weird and freaky. Double standards I say.
And I guess in pokeworld, in a land without the interwebs, Vaporeons just are average in sex appeal maybe negative for fire and ground types.
But wait I did hear a human who turned into a Ninetales and saved the world. She might be the one pokemon charmed by suaveness. Look out, dad! Imma show you I can be compatible!
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54801
Just Wayne
Again
@Background Pony #F55B
The copypasta talks about humans, not other Pokemon. It also says male humans and female Pokemon. You might want to reconsider your strategy.
The copypasta talks about humans, not other Pokemon. It also says male humans and female Pokemon. You might want to reconsider your strategy.
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54800
phoenixacezero 
@Background Pony #F55B
Well that the thing. We didn’t lie. Also if you wanted sex, try asking her.
Well that the thing. We didn’t lie. Also if you wanted sex, try asking her.
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54799
Background Pony #F55B
Day 20 as a Vaporeon. I thought being a Vaporeon would compesate for my social awkwardness and my neet status. I asked a lady Blaziken I rescued if she’d like me to “hydrate” her and she kicked me soccer ball. It’s not fair I thought the copypasta would ensure I would lose my virginity! Why did you lie to me?!?! Now I have to go on exploration missions and get underpaid and yelled at instead of playing League of Legends!!!
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54796
Background Pony #64E6
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Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54785
phoenixacezero
Mc Trainer: Here the report on Decidueye mating you ask for Professor Laventon.
Laventon: Impressive. This is such detailed report. One question- What pokemon did you paired your Decidueye with?
Mc Trainer: ……..
Laventon: …You paired them with another Pokemon, right?
Mc Trainer: Lets just say, I’ll probably soon be the proud parent of a bunch of rowlets.
Laventon: Impressive. This is such detailed report. One question- What pokemon did you paired your Decidueye with?
Mc Trainer: ……..
Laventon: …You paired them with another Pokemon, right?
Mc Trainer: Lets just say, I’ll probably soon be the proud parent of a bunch of rowlets.
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54784
Background Pony #F55B
Gengar: As her former master, I could get her to do anything I want and I meant anything…
Hero: …Oh my Arceus.
Gengar: I know I’m ashamed of what I did to her.
Hero: I knew you were bad, but just because Gardevoirs are sexy pokemon that made nice posterd, doesn’t mean you should just try have your way with her.
Gengar: …What the hell are you talking about, you sicko? I was talking about stealing money from old people! …And what do you mean sexy? You actually found them hot?
Hero: …Uh I gotta go escort a pokemon. Bye!
Generals » [nsfw] The Pokemon thread » Post 54783
Background Pony #F55B
Hey Quilladin. You’re looking quite thick today. I think you need to be punished for your physique. So get on the ground!
Oh Mr. Braixen, I’ll do ad you say! I’ve been a bad girl and I deserve to disciplined with your Stick of Justice.
Oh it will give you justice today.
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