Background Pony #2F53
Misty Brightdawn:
Okay, she’s coming…
Okay, she’s coming…
Professor:
Wait wait wait, hold on a second!
(Punches Misty so hard in her nose, it ends up bleeding and looking crooked)
Wait wait wait, hold on a second!
(Punches Misty so hard in her nose, it ends up bleeding and looking crooked)
College Activist:
PROFESSOR!!
PROFESSOR!!
Professor:
WHAT???!! I’m just trying to make it look convincing!
WHAT???!! I’m just trying to make it look convincing!
Butler:
Then just make it look convincing! *Don’t actually clock her in the face!!*
Then just make it look convincing! *Don’t actually clock her in the face!!*
Twin Filly:
GUYS GUYS, get it together!!
GUYS GUYS, get it together!!
Professor, have a little faith in Misty, huh?
Professor:
Trust me, I’ve seen this in many police dramas!
Trust me, I’ve seen this in many police dramas!
Jeez, Professor! You could’ve given a heads-up first!
Professor:
If I gave her a heads-up, she would’ve tried shoving me away with her telekinesis on impulse!
If I gave her a heads-up, she would’ve tried shoving me away with her telekinesis on impulse!
Misty: Mm! Help! Help!
Opaline: Misty, what did you do?!
Professor:
(Holds a broken glass bottle shard against Misty’s neck)
GIVE US BACK OUR DRAGON FRIEND, or else your minion gets the Yakistani necktie treatment!!
(Holds a broken glass bottle shard against Misty’s neck)
GIVE US BACK OUR DRAGON FRIEND, or else your minion gets the Yakistani necktie treatment!!
You probably already know what it looks like when you cross the Yaksyndicate, because YOU had lived long enough to interact with all the other non-pony races when Twilight Sparkle was pulling the reins of the empire!
See, Opaline? This is what happens when you cross the border beyond the Yaksyndicate!
Twin Colt:
YOU ARE ONE BIG MEANIE!!!!
YOU ARE ONE BIG MEANIE!!!!
Butler:
(Whispering) Professor, you’re SCARING the children!
(Whispering) Professor, you’re SCARING the children!
Twin Filly:
Ugghhuggu—uhh—–(shaking in fear of both the Professor and Opaline)
Ugghhuggu—uhh—–(shaking in fear of both the Professor and Opaline)
Misty: They overpowered me, Opaline! They tricked me and tied me up!
Professor:
That’s right! Lucky for us, you didn’t anticipate our police friend to be armed with a special anti-magic grenade device that can dispel ANY dumb enchanted shield!!
That’s right! Lucky for us, you didn’t anticipate our police friend to be armed with a special anti-magic grenade device that can dispel ANY dumb enchanted shield!!
Special anti-magic grenade device? Yeesh Professor, overconfident much?
Professor:
SHHH! Don’t ruin the illusion!
SHHH! Don’t ruin the illusion!
College Activist:
Uhhh—YEAH!! SO PONY UP our sweet little Sparky, or uhhh—!!
Uhhh—YEAH!! SO PONY UP our sweet little Sparky, or uhhh—!!
Professor:
(Presses glass shard hard against Misty’s chest )
(Presses glass shard hard against Misty’s chest )
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
HA, you THINK I care about some lil’ insignificant filly-corn??! She’s just another pawn to our schemes, just the rest of you snivelling RATS!!!
HA, you THINK I care about some lil’ insignificant filly-corn??! She’s just another pawn to our schemes, just the rest of you snivelling RATS!!!
🔥🔥(Horn bursts into tall flames)🔥🔥
Besides, I can take you ALL on with just ONE fell SWOOP of my NEWLY acquired horn!!
Professor:
OH fiddlesticks! She actually gave her the horn!! Well, good for us that Tempest Shadow didn’t choose you and join your your ranks, Opaline!!
OH fiddlesticks! She actually gave her the horn!! Well, good for us that Tempest Shadow didn’t choose you and join your your ranks, Opaline!!
Opaline:
Where are the rest of—-GAAASSSPP?!!
Where are the rest of—-GAAASSSPP?!!
Firehorn Henchmare:
THOSE SNEAKY LITTLE RUNT BAGS!!
THOSE SNEAKY LITTLE RUNT BAGS!!
Yeah, I wonder. Where’s the rest of your Henchmare gang now?
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
COWAARRDDSSS!
COWAARRDDSSS!
Deputy Mare:
(Pops out with a three-shot riot cannon aimed at Opaline’s face)
FREEZE!! MBPD!!
(Pops out with a three-shot riot cannon aimed at Opaline’s face)
FREEZE!! MBPD!!
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
AHHHH, FUDGE-SICLESS! It’s the POPO again!!
AHHHH, FUDGE-SICLESS! It’s the POPO again!!
Deputy Mare:
Both of you are under arrest with charges of illicit harboring of an endangered species, animal cruelty, filly-napping, contributing deliquency to a minor, conspiracy to commit crimes against ponykind, and most importantly, false imprisonment of all of my comrades!!
Both of you are under arrest with charges of illicit harboring of an endangered species, animal cruelty, filly-napping, contributing deliquency to a minor, conspiracy to commit crimes against ponykind, and most importantly, false imprisonment of all of my comrades!!
(Shoves tattered arrest warrant into Opaline’s face)
You have a decades-long warrant for your arrest, Opaline! And based off the severity of your crimes AND your alicorn status, the statute of limitations will not expire for thousands of moons! You wanna read the parts that HAVEN’T been smudged, including the signature from the legendary TWILIGHT SPARKLE HERSELF, then go on right ahead!
Exactly! What she said, Opaline!You’re under arrest with illicit harboring on an endangered species, animal cruelty, filly-napping, contributing delinquency to a minor, conspiracy to commit crimes against ponykind and false imprisonment of all her comrades involved!This dragonfire publicity stunt is over, Opaline! Hope you like living in solitary confinement prison block, where the only thing you’ll be collecting from this future forward is plump-juicy Shadowberries!
Sunny Starscout:
Twilight warned us about you! You’re the one who tried to steal magic all those moons ago!
Twilight warned us about you! You’re the one who tried to steal magic all those moons ago!
Professor:
It all makes sense now! So THAT’S why she entrapped all the magic in those Unity Crystals——she was actually trying to protect us––from YOU!
It all makes sense now! So THAT’S why she entrapped all the magic in those Unity Crystals——she was actually trying to protect us––from YOU!
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, and YOU idiots brought it ALL back to us! And now we’re gonna use that same magic to cook you all like a rotisserie bread roll! Won’t that be FUN!!!??
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, and YOU idiots brought it ALL back to us! And now we’re gonna use that same magic to cook you all like a rotisserie bread roll! Won’t that be FUN!!!??
Deputy Mare:
LADY, that heat is LITERALLY searing and melting into your brain!! You gotta lay off that dragon puff stuff before I put you down for good!!
LADY, that heat is LITERALLY searing and melting into your brain!! You gotta lay off that dragon puff stuff before I put you down for good!!
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
I like to see you try!
I like to see you try!
That rotisserie bread roll/dragon puff pastry was really seared into the Deputy’s head like nopony’s business.
Opaline:
Better make it, ”Evil FIRE alicorn: OPALINE ARACAANNNAAAAAAAA!!!!”
Better make it, ”Evil FIRE alicorn: OPALINE ARACAANNNAAAAAAAA!!!!”
Deputy Mare:
SORRY, but WE don’t interrogate with tyrants!
SORRY, but WE don’t interrogate with tyrants!
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
YOU WILL SOON ENOUGH, DEPUTY!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA!!!
YOU WILL SOON ENOUGH, DEPUTY!!! HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA!!!
(Immolates herself to transform into a fire-raging inferno pony)
Too much hot sauce?
