[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

Background Pony #F55B
Hey Quilladin. You’re looking quite thick today. I think you need to be punished for your physique. So get on the ground!
Oh Mr. Braixen, I’ll do ad you say! I’ve been a bad girl and I deserve to disciplined with your Stick of Justice.
Oh it will give you justice today.
Background Pony #F55B
Gengar: As her former master, I could get her to do anything I want and I meant anything…
Hero: …Oh my Arceus.
Gengar: I know I’m ashamed of what I did to her.
Hero: I knew you were bad, but just because Gardevoirs are sexy pokemon that made nice posterd, doesn’t mean you should just try have your way with her.
Gengar: …What the hell are you talking about, you sicko? I was talking about stealing money from old people! …And what do you mean sexy? You actually found them hot?
Hero: …Uh I gotta go escort a pokemon. Bye!
phoenixacezero
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Artist -

Mc Trainer: Here the report on Decidueye mating you ask for Professor Laventon.
Laventon: Impressive. This is such detailed report. One question- What pokemon did you paired your Decidueye with?
Mc Trainer: ……..
Laventon: …You paired them with another Pokemon, right?
Mc Trainer: Lets just say, I’ll probably soon be the proud parent of a bunch of rowlets.
Background Pony #F55B
Day 20 as a Vaporeon. I thought being a Vaporeon would compesate for my social awkwardness and my neet status. I asked a lady Blaziken I rescued if she’d like me to “hydrate” her and she kicked me soccer ball. It’s not fair I thought the copypasta would ensure I would lose my virginity! Why did you lie to me?!?! Now I have to go on exploration missions and get underpaid and yelled at instead of playing League of Legends!!!
Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
KilianKuro Commissions!

Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!

Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ %sub%

Detailed syntax guide